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[waldopaper]

More spam from the normals

Ever vigilant to the crushing events of history, the following evirus spawned among the tunas:

DON'T BUY PEPSI IN THE NEW CAN!
> Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new 'patriotic' can
> coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building , and the
> Pledge of Allegiance on them.
> However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge,
> 'Under God.'
> Pepsi said they didn't want to offend anyone
> In that case, we don't
> want to offend any one at the Pepsi corporate office, either!
> So if we don't buy any Pepsi product, they will not be offended
> when they don't receive our money that has the words
> 'In God We Trust' on it.
> HOW FAST CAN YOU FORWARD THIS ONE?
>
Thanks for the email virus, dickhead. I can reply even faster.

As long as I can remember, there has been bullshit "posturing" that is mistaken for "belief." The normals’ chest-thumping spam about "god" on cola cans is another important sign... yet another way to posture- look- see how "pious" i am? see how "patriotic?" If character is defined by what you do when no one is looking... in means that the normals’ beliefs are not beliefs at all... but "packaging," but more important- they can't possibly tell the difference.

The only "belief" (packaging) is this: “I am normal- whatever THAT is. I don’t want to “get in trouble," I AM NORMAL. Naturally normals don’t want to think of themselves as conformist drones... because they are taught that they are "special individuals." So they find a safe off-the-shelf "identity ," one that is pre-packaged FOR them... a Harley rider... Republican, Democrat, or a Pepsi drinker... or the best one of all: a "sports fan."

Oh, they're "free" to be a Colts fan or a Bears fan... as long as they agree that anybody who isn't into "sports" is a fag, probably a commie terrorist. The worst encounter you can have with normals is at kids’ soccer games… where you’ll see a bunch of screaming adults... watching CHILDREN... playing a GAME. “Winning” is everything in the land of Cupcake Darwinism.

Nothing… repeat… NOTHING is more important than your own “rational” self- interest. That’s “The Trap.” The normals have been taught that being a self-centered short-sighted greed-head is “normal,” in fact it’s healthy. More than that, if you pretend anything else is true, you’ll screw up the entire spreadsheet and contribute to the rise of despotism and oppression. “Human beings will always betray you. You can only trust the numbers.” Check out Adam Curtis’ documentary, “The Trap.”

Try any other way to obtain “maximum leverage,” and “it’s the end of the world as we know it.” For a while, the normals were “conservatives” until Goldwater was a loser, than they were Reagan conservatives because Ronzo was a “winner,” but those people morphed into “neo-conservatives,” the Newtsters and all that. Now they’re “Ron Paul supporters” because they like being “athletic supporters.” If you think they’re just inventing a bunch of bullshit rationalization for being assholes, they got a message for you: “Fuck you, Buddy!” Because you aint “normal,” you FREAK.

So "boycott" Pepsi because they don't put god on the can... so don't let "them" have "your money;" classic normalthink: doing something that's totally ineffectual about something that's totally meaningless and feeling like you're "doing something" other than unconsciously posturing to show your alleged piety patriotism hard work honesty toughness bla bla bla. which is why the silly ass "god" thing got into the silly ass "pledge" that the old Union veterans insisted every kid parrot so they wouldn’t have to go thru all THAT shit again.

All what shit? The shit that happened because of a pre-emptive counter-revolution to a "revolution" that was simply "evolution" away from a status-quo that no longer worked. Like slavery. Like war. Bah. Welcome to the Idiocracy.

Hey- didn't George Carlin come up with that "Buddy Jesus" shit? Simulacrums to me he did.

[waldopaper]

yeh yeh... it WAS him...