Little Bunny Foo Foo

[waldopaper]

'Little Bunny Foo Foo

I don't wanna see you
Scoopin' up the field mice

Bop 'em on the head!

--The Good Fairy

This is huge news where I live in dominionist krakkkerland: Rep. Mark (the Chicken-Hawk)
Souder gets caught with lipstick on his dipstick. Big deal. Even better: you can watch a
video where his alleged kanoodle cookie “interviews” him about “abstinence education.” (whoops- “removed…”) Too funny. And while this may be the most Schadenfreude fun this neighborhood had
since WJ Bryant fell in the canal, I’m saying: Not. So. Fast. While it is high hoot to see the deflation of
this proselytizing douche bag, he looks like the guy who woke up with the horse’s head. And who the hell is “Tracy Jackson?” Go ahead. YOU try to find out. “Part time,” $12k per year… still “on staff.” “Married” to whom?

It ain’t the money. Who does the doo in DC (or even here in
Duckberg) for $12k a year? Nobody… except maybe spooks… and operatives. Check
out these videos here: same line of horse-plop, same row of books, same lighting, same outfit. If she’s “…in her mid-40s,” I’m Grandma Moses. And in the other direction, if Souder is “59,” I’m a teeny-bopper sk8ter boi. I’ll be 63 this Fall, folks… and Marko was a year ahead of me in school. Yep, I knew
him “back in the day” when IPFW (aka “Highway High”) was one building. He was a YAFfer… I was a “green-bagger.” A staunch war supporter, he could not go himself for “religious reasons.”

He was also high tweets on “Christian morals,” even back then when it wasn’t so chi-chi.
What was funny back then is dough-boy had the same chance of getting laid as Sherman’s
necktie. Look, I’ve been sick of salami politics since long-before bubba and his stinky cigars. What grown-ups do with their doodles is their business… even if the book-smackers have made it their drooling tool. It’s darker, deeper and more dangerous than bobbing-butt hypocrisy. It’s about global omnicide, neo-feudalism and murder most foul. The people who actually run this husk of a “country” know that, and they don’t care how many billions die. They are busy setting up private fiefdoms all over the world.

Whatever Mark Souder is, he is not stupid. And, he has demonstrated that he is a master
at “compartmentalization.” That’s why he showed no incredulity whatsoever at being a “chicken-hawk.” That makes him a pure ideologue, and that makes him dangerous. He actually believes his own shit. He got too close to the source, and he might get some kind of “message from God” or something. He had to go. This was too quick, too clean and too heavy (like “9/11”). The polished Trojan Mare has probably been dunking doughnut-boy since 2004, the year of the rigged election when Mordechai Vanunu was released from prison. This was no time to risk some loose creationist canon (pun intended) spilling the soup.

To me, this has set-up written all over it. They need a more cynical car-salesman or
lobbyist to pop the fundamentalist mice. Hare today, goon tomorrow. The Good Fairy has spoken.

We are all going to die.

[hannah j]

i don't like you can't edit on these things...

on the 'story' the 'harder' quote was used as a header, but not the whole quote....

[waldopaper]

It just bloody boggles my mind that these people insist on passing themselves off as "Christians." Talk about "compartmentalization" (or dissociation)... they are absolutely blind their own actions being the precise targets of Christ's criticisms of the "religious:"

You hypocrites! Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you:
" 'These people honor me with their lips,
but their hearts are far from me.
They worship me in vain;
their teachings are but rules taught by men.'

Oh soodie... the great "drug warrior" who is almost single-handedly responsible for over 200,000 students being denied financial assistance... because of past "drug offenses." What part of
"What goes into a man's mouth does not make him 'unclean,' but what comes out of his mouth, that is what makes him 'unclean.' " doesn't he understand? Easy. Same way he must have missed...
And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.

Why bother dragging out all the textual examples of this annoying paradox? You can easily see it yourself. It's the very nature of dissociation/ compartmentalization... circular logic:

"It's not stealing when I do it"
"Why is that?"
"Because I am not a thief."
"But... you are stealing."
"It's not stealing when I do it."
"Why?
"Because I am not a thief." Rinse. Repeat. Ad Infinitum.

"They" don't get it... now... and I doubt they ever will. To me, "I am a Christian" is a self-canceling statement... sort of like "I have never told a lie." Oh really? You just told one right now. "But it's not a lie when I say it." Oh really? Why is that? "Because I am not a liar." Ohhhh shiiiit... THAT again....

Because they are "forgiven." Oh yeah, right. That may be one reason why I grasp the concept and soodie does not. I got caught with the wrong kind of plant 40 years ago. I am a "convicted felon." I will ALWAYS be a "convicted felon." If I live another 40 years... and 40 years after that... I will STILL be a "convicted felon." I will NEVER be "forgiven." FUCKING NEVER. Even if I were "sorry" (which I am NOT)... "forgiveness" would still not be an option. If there IS a "god," and if She does truly "forgive," she does not give such a thing lightly... nor easily... nor quickly. No, asshat, your "sins" are not "forgiven," and they never WILL be...unless... and until... you understand the NATURE of your "sin" which was not plugging your doodle into an unauthorized orifice... it was doing something to someone else that you would NOT want to be done to you. It was not living by the "standards" you willfully and forcefully imposed on others. You live by the sword... you fucking DIE by the sword. Karma is NOT mocked.

The relationship between men and women... between human beings... is complex and difficult. This is not to justify total "relativism" at all... in fact, what the book-smackers decry as "relativism" is exactly what they practice. Are there "absolutes?" Of course there are. Do we know them and their nature? Not exactly. And maybe they are only "absolutes" as far as the mathematical perception and probability of "moral certainty" goes. Who knows? One thing of which I am reasonably "morally certain" is that these simplistic fucks DO NOT "know." Maybe that's largely because they think they do.

You're right, hannah... this poor sot has been "broken" for a long time (depending on the definition of such a thing)... and even with such a huge tumble, I don't think he is even beginning to comprehend such a thing... being a granular digital black-and-white toad and all... and even though he is a reasonably smart guy... I don't think there are enough years available to grok such a thing. He will paper this over with bullshit... whatever happens.

Again, I think Tracy's story is much more interesting. I would love to write it... but it will be years before it is understood... if ever.

[pan]

Truthout article about Mikey Weinstein's fight against the dominionists in the military.