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These are pretty old. But still a couple of my favorites. And hey! We love cats.
I think they had to kill dozens to get it just right.
OK, really. The decapitation was computer generated. Not cats died.
cutting some insulation today... and the "orange guys" got in my way- and i thought of these videos.
special effects, mum. it's WAY to hard to kill a kitty. how else would you follow a bird? seriously... i wanted to see them flop on the other side of my insulation. little bastards. but they're still my buddies even if they piss in my shoes... which they do... for revenge.
'Round here I threaten to kill the damn things on a daily basis. They're always knockin' shit off shelves, begging for something to eat, or walkin' cross my keyboard. But when it comes time to really put the things to sleep--we've had several that lived over 15 years--I let my wife do it. Last time I tried, I was a blubbering baby. Guess you could say I'm a bit of a pussy myself.
Still think the video is funny, though. Very clever.
Ok, Sorry early mornin', coffee deprived brain reaction.
Tippy Toes, my 20 year old maine coon passed about 6 months ago :o), he was one of my babies. Hubby found him in a field behind his work place. His little eyes weren't even open yet, so I became the mama.
I bottle fed him every three hours around the clock, wiped his little butt with a warm wet wash cloth(mama cats lickin their little butts make them pee, probably more info then ya needed) he still tried to nurse on any wrinkle in my clothes he could till the day he died.
Understand completely. 4 years after we had to put Miss Becky to sleep due to lung cancer, Ms. Medusa still feels guilty - we were giving her morphine in order to drain her lungs about every six days and, between the recovery from the procedure and the fluid massing, the cat had about two days where she was "back to her old self".
We are trying to prepare ourselves for the passing of Ms. Becky's litter mate - Fatty has been receiving twice daily shots of insulin for nearly half of his diabetic life. Glucosomine helps with the arthritis (he no longer drags his back legs around). He pretty much has stopped eating dry food so we make a soup with water, a fiber pill to keep him regular, and special low protein canned food to stave off the effects of kidney failure. But he seems happy - been going outside much more this summer - is very affectionate. He has been part of the family for 17 years. The inevitable will still come as a shock.
Its like losing a family member. I've already let it be known there will be no replacements.
When ever someone would find a critter my phone would ring, now as soon as the words, "I've found a kit..." come out of their mouth I say NO! lol
When we were living in San Pedro, CA (with one of the highest feral cat populations in the LA basin), Ms. Medusa discovered a gray female and an orange male that were abandoned by their mother - the kittens weren't weened and barely had opened their eyes - so we went to the store to get a can of Simulac and attempted eye droppers and the end of a rag dipped in the fake milk to no avail. We were much relieved when the mother returned to gather her kittens that night.
A few weeks later I saw the gray kitten (a bit of a runt) mewing incessantly in the direction of an overturned 5 gallon bucket. It was a bit of a Lassie moment as I felt that she really, really wanted me to look under the bucket to find her brother. Not being a "cat person" and more of a "dog guy" I insisted that, though we could keep the cats they were not going to come inside.......then they could come inside but only in the kitchen......but not the bedroom.......oh well, they own the entire house.
Aviation and Military Wisdom
'If the enemy is in range, so are you.'
- Infantry Journal-
'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.'
- US.Air Force Manual -
'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.'
- General MacArthur -
'You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me.'
- U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.-
'Tracers work both ways.'
- U.S. Army Ordnance Manual-
'Five second fuses only last three seconds.'
-Infantry Journal -
The three most useless things in aviation are: Fuel in the bowser; Runway behind you; and Air above you.
-Basic Flight Training Manual-
'Any ship can be a minesweeper.. Once.'
Maritime Ops Manual -
'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do..'
- Unknown Marine Recruit-
'If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.'
-USAF Ammo Troop-
'Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.'
- Sign over SR71 Wing Ops-
'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.'
-Paul F. Crickmore (SR71 test pilot)-
'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.'
-Unknown Author-
'If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage it has to be a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe.'
- Fixed Wing Pilot-
'When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.'
-Multi-Engine Training Manual-
'Without ammunition, the USAF is just an expensive flying club.'
-Unknown Author-
'If you hear me yell;"Eject, Eject, Eject!", the last two will be echos.' If you stop to ask "Why?", you'll be talking to yourself, because you're the pilot.'
-Pre-flight Briefing from a 104 Pilot-
'What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; but If ATC screws up, .... the pilot dies.'
-Sign over Control Tower Door-
'Never trade luck for skill.'
-Author Unknown-
The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in military aviation are:'Did you feel that?' 'What's that noise?' and 'Oh S...!' or (appended from the Arkansas Air National Guard):"Hold my beer and watch this!"
-Authors Unknown-
'Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.'
-Basic Flight Training Manual-
'Mankind has a perfect record in aviation - we have never left one up there!'
- Unknown Author -
'Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.'
- Emergency Checklist-
'The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.'
- Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot) -
'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.'
-Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB, AZ-
'If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.'
- Sign over Carrier Group Operations Desk-
'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.'
- Lead-in Fighter Training Manual -
As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives. The rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, 'What happened?' The pilot's reply: 'I don't know, I just got here myself!'
Remember: there are more airplanes in the sea, then submarines in the air.
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