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'Little Bunny Foo Foo

I don't wanna see you
Scoopin' up the field mice

Bop 'em on the head!

--The Good Fairy

This is huge news where I live in dominionist krakkkerland: Rep. Mark (the Chicken-Hawk)
Souder gets caught with lipstick on his dipstick.
Big deal. Even better: you can watch a
video where his alleged kanoodle cookie “interviews” him about “abstinence education.
(whoops- “removed…”) Too funny. And while this may be the most Schadenfreude fun this neighborhood had
since WJ Bryant fell in the canal, I’m saying: Not. So. Fast. While it is high hoot to see the deflation of
this proselytizing douche bag, he looks like the guy who woke up with the horse’s head. And who the hell is “Tracy Jackson?” Go ahead. YOU try to find out. “Part time,” $12k per year… still “on staff.” “Married” to whom?

It ain’t the money. Who does the doo in DC (or even here in
Duckberg) for $12k a year? Nobody… except maybe spooks… and operatives. Check
out these videos here:
same line of horse-plop, same row of books, same lighting, same outfit. If she’s “…in her mid-40s,” I’m Grandma Moses. And in the other direction, if Souder is “59,” I’m a teeny-bopper sk8ter boi. I’ll be 63 this Fall, folks… and Marko was a year ahead of me in school. Yep, I knew
him “back in the day” when IPFW (aka “Highway High”) was one building. He was a YAFfer… I was a “green-bagger.” A staunch war supporter, he could not go himself for “religious reasons.”

He was also high tweets on “Christian morals,” even back then when it wasn’t so chi-chi.
What was funny back then is dough-boy had the same chance of getting laid as Sherman’s
necktie. Look, I’ve been sick of salami politics since long-before bubba and his stinky cigars. What grown-ups do with their doodles is their business… even if the book-smackers have made it their drooling tool. It’s darker, deeper and more dangerous than bobbing-butt hypocrisy. It’s about global omnicide, neo-feudalism and murder most foul. The people who actually run this husk of a “country” know that, and they don’t care how many billions die. They are busy setting up private fiefdoms all over the world.

Whatever Mark Souder is, he is not stupid. And, he has demonstrated that he is a master
at “compartmentalization.” That’s why he showed no incredulity whatsoever at being a “chicken-hawk.” That makes him a pure ideologue, and that makes him dangerous. He actually believes his own shit. He got too close to the source, and he might get some kind of “message from God” or something. He had to go. This was too quick, too clean and too heavy (like “9/11”). The polished Trojan Mare has probably been dunking doughnut-boy since 2004, the year of the rigged election when
Mordechai Vanunu was released from prison. This was no time to risk some loose creationist canon (pun intended) spilling the soup.

To me, this has set-up written all over it. They need a more cynical car-salesman or
lobbyist to pop the fundamentalist mice. Hare today, goon tomorrow. The Good Fairy has spoken.

We are all going to die.

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Comment by waldopaper on May 20, 2010 at 9:41pm
again another long post blown to shit by windoze. fuck. I gotta start writing this stuff on a separate page. head banging and eyeballs a flyin out. this is greek-tragedy shit.
Comment by waldopaper on May 20, 2010 at 11:54pm
OK- separate page so windoze is less likely to “help me” with mistaken key-strokes. This is a fucking Greek Tragedy. I mean, here are two people who managed to get caught up in a world way beyond their equipment to understand… like Homer and Jethro at the yoke of a Jumbo Jet in a typhoon… kind of like the simple-ass “hijackers” who were hijacked on “9/11.”

Not that I am over my own personal Schadenfreude high… oh no. This is too good. Toad-boy’s simplistic world came crashing down around his jug-ears when Syracuse sweetie actually deigned to gulp his toady-load. Why the female antagonist did so is still an enigma to me. “Bored housewife,” says ms. waldo, but this still doesn’t add up to me. Little doubt Toad-boy has never wet his wick beyond his officially-sanctioned-and-approved breed-basket of nearly 40 years. I guess I don’t know what “bored housewife” truly means.

Now he has to face the wrathful and righteous anger of a no-doubt powerful woman who has faithfully towed more than her share of his toady line for almost 40 years. I was wrong about the dates/ages too. The fog of time made me confuse memories between 1966 and 1970. He ain’t that old (but he looks like it) and she probably ain’t that young (her skill as a “consultant”). That’s what made it look like a deep-op in the intoxication of my Schadenfreude high. There’s more to it than that… and less as well.

Yeah, Schadenfreude. This purse-lipped prig has gone on international record saying shit like, “…sin is the cause of all troubles.” Now, this skims over shit like… oh… the germ-theory of disease or physics or “natural disasters.” That is, unless one believe God sent Hurricane Katrina because he was mad about Disney hiring gays, which in the case of toad-boy’s comic-book ontology would be no surprise at all. Krakkka nigga has reinforced the stereotype that ALL us krakkkerland residents is dumb as korn-kobs. Well… most of us are. But SOME of us aint.

And, Gaia help me—my Schadenfreude Hubris prompted a particularly nasty and vitriolic LTE (immediacy is important for print) that said as follows:

So Rep. “chicken-hawk” Souder turns out to be a compartmentalizing hypocrite; big surprise there, eh?

Does this mean the “family values conservative” revolution of 1994 (or counter-revolution of 1968) is finally over? Have we had enough of monopoly market and claptrap “conservative” fundamentalism, do we finally see that it was part of a big scam?

We all like goodness and families. We all like puppies too. Nobody likes “big government or big spending” (unless it’s for us). We let hypocrites fill the largest prison system on earth with a “war on drugs” while Big PhRMA took over medicine.

We are spending trillions on fake “wars.” Yet the puppy kibbles would not spend as much investigating “9/11” as they did on Monica’s dress. This is not about “liberals and conservatives” or the Republicans and Democrats puppet show. This is about reality.

Let the cracker-box “conservatives” take their “big government spending,” their pirate “privatization” and false-flag “patriotism” and stuff it in their big-box Wal-Mart “churches.” We have work to do with energy, environment, economy and peace.

Now that more Congressional sleaze is out of the bag, can we finally get real?”

OK- if anybody reads it… few (if any) will have any idea what “compartmentalizing” means. “Hypocrite” isn’t exactly fair. The Apostolic Church is “officially” pacifist… just like they forbid dancing. So, Portnoy was merely “following orders.” He may have liked the dance; his official envelope forbade him to participate. Nice… when your official orders coincide with what you want to do anyway… like not get your pink ass blown away. BUT… what if your “official orders” conflict with something you want to do?

No… I mean something you really REALLY want to do… like get your deedle doodled by a pre-approved “Christian” cutie for the first time in your fucking LIFE? Especially after you thought that train was out of the station 40 fucking years ago? Come ON. It’s like if somebody offered me $100 grand a pop to write speeches for Sarah Palin. Would I whore out? You fucking betcha. Because my noodle ain’t an issue for me… but “financial security” sure as fuck is. And if anybody believed that shit… fuck ‘em. And if anybody thought porky was kanoodlin’… let em “prove” it. Whoops. Police reports.

Well… porky-boy… fuck him. He is too easy to figure out and by far not-interesting, fucking sexist turd-blossom backwater fat-boy fuck-knob. Gimme Tracy. If the magic writer’s heavenly wish-fairy came down and granted me any wish… it would be to help her write her true story. I would not need to be known… wouldn’t want to make a dime. I just want to know what “bored housewife” truly means. I may have to deal with that as soon as crazy-ass young son vanishes into his own-life horizon. And at this ending stage in my life, god help the fuckwad who deeply disturbs my shit.

There you go. A long post that has been unaffected and undisturbed by the “features” offered by the web and Micro-fuck.
Comment by BO on May 21, 2010 at 7:04pm
Another beauty, Waldo.

Good to see a few of these hypocritical assholes outed. Who was the dude who lied about fighting in Vietnam? I'm too lazy to look him up--he ain't worth my time.

So, is the media throwing us a few token bones to stall the peeps long-overdue uprising? Guess they need to until they shut the internet down. There's a lot of people out there that know theyz gettin' screwed by the likes of evil fucks like Souder. If the left would just join the party, maybe we could stage a rebellion.

Hard to believe Souder believes his own shit. But such is the nature of evil itself--the ability to rationalize and delude oneself while living a lie. A character disorder that's pretty ubiquitous these days--and mandatory for holding office.

Screw the guillotine. I'd love to see a stick of dynamite stuck up the lyin' sack's asshole. Tie his hands, put him in an open field and light the fuse. I'd bet he'd discover his true god real quick.
Comment by waldopaper on May 22, 2010 at 1:38am
End-time is in the quickening, and there are many of us who have seen it coming. Naked swindles... and the few journalists who haven't hiked their skirts to gobble knobs are seeing some crazy shit. The puppet government is looting the till and fucking goats... or whatever. The looting will continue... andl the solution revolution begins.
Comment by waldopaper on May 23, 2010 at 7:33am
More claptrap "theology."
"Subconsciously, was I wanting to get caught? Or was God so frustrated with me he said, ‘I’ve had it. You’re so stupid here I’m going to, in effect, out you."
that's right... the creator-of-all-things gets "frustrated" and decides to 'out' some dweeb in crakkkerland. guess that's easier than cleaning up an oil spill.

...just can't open his piehole without preaching some kind of sermon for the stupid.
"The whole Old Testament, from an evangelical perspective, is to show that man can’t be perfect. And the whole point of the New Testament is to show that Christ sacrifices for it."

noooo... that's more of a cereal-box "perspective" because a comic book is too complex. Makes you want to smoke some H.E.R.B.
Comment by BO on May 23, 2010 at 3:40pm
Christian conservatives are simply masters of self-deception and rationalization. Tis the nature of evil, itself.

Unfortunately, in an age of stupid (actually, I'd call it, pathological self interest) this is true.

Religion is symptomatic of a closed mind. And the world is awash in it. That makes us pretty well fucked.
Comment by waldopaper on May 25, 2010 at 2:09pm
OK- OK... I'm spending WAY too much time on this... mostly reading the reaction... and one interesting one (including comments) is from Carol Howard Merritt on HuffPo.
"...I hope we can change our national dialogue, as well, and use this time to recognize the failings of those "family values" ideas."

How sweet. Really. Except "family values" ideas has nothing to do with family... or "values"... or "ideas." None of the above. No combination. And the gummiest word of all in this combination of memes is "values." Do you suppose that it means what we "value" the most? The most vaporous word is "ideas." Just what are those? Abstractions? Definition here... often involves "images." Reflections. Not the real thing... but a representation of the thing itself.

In this way and that I tried to save the old pail
Since the bamboo strip was weakening and about
to break
Until at last the bottom fell out.
No more water in the pail!
No more moon in the water!

Methinks this is what is happening now with the bottom dropping out. As long as the toilets flush and the lights work, you can "believe" any kind of gummy-bear kandy-kone klaptrap that you like... reflection kinda disappears when it's cold and you're looking for a place to shit. Who knows? Maybe Chiyono went on to start a TribalChurch.

While there are so few "Christians" that I know who actually ponder the meaning of the Text, there ARE some... which may be why I am interested in this story far beyond what is practical. Tracy is still an enigma. Was it a combination of "boredom" and "networking?" What is the difference between our projected "persona" and what's "really" inside? How many of us neither know nor bother to project a "persona?" btw- this is now being taught in schoolz as part of being "professional." how to dress... how to talk... who is being deceived by the package?

picking up the field mouse- pop em on the head.
Comment by BO on May 25, 2010 at 3:20pm
Yep. For the most part, the left hasn't a clue as to what motivates people like Souder. Being duplicitous is just one aspect of their pathology.

Here's a brief description of the psychopathic personality...

"First described systematically by Medical College of Georgia psychiatrist Hervey M. Cleckley in 1941, psychopathy consists of a specific set of personality traits and behaviors. Superficially charming, psychopaths tend to make a good first impression on others and often strike observers as remarkably normal. Yet they are self-centered, dishonest and undependable, and at times they engage in irresponsible behavior for no apparent reason other than the sheer fun of it. Largely devoid of guilt, empathy and love, they have casual and callous interpersonal and romantic relationships. Psychopaths routinely offer excuses for their reckless and often outrageous actions, placing blame on others instead. They rarely learn from their mistakes or benefit from negative feedback, and they have difficulty inhibiting their impulses."

Do you see a pattern? Let's call this thing what it really is...a mental health epidemic that underlies US culture. The actions of psychopaths don't surprise least they're consistent. But the left really do boggle my mind. They truly seem unable to see the whole picture--concentrating on one tree while they ignore the forest. Is it stupidity, or are they simply unable to fathom the nature of evil?

Family fucking values mean nothing to a psychopath. Nor do humans. The serve one purpose serve themselves.
Comment by waldopaper on May 25, 2010 at 10:17pm
Oy. Such a dichotomy! First, the psychopaths don't realize they're psychopaths... because they're psychopaths. Second, the non-psychopaths don't recognize the psychopaths... because they (the non-psychopaths) are NOT psychopaths.

Mench! How to deal with such a dilemma? OK definition time... Altruism. Psychopaths are not unique to US culture... but this MAY be the first gaggle (thanks to Ayn Rand... and many others) to believe that Alturism is not only delusional, but that anyone who professes such a thing is not only delusional... but quite possibly dangerous.

No, "the left" cannot fathom the nature of evil... because they cannot understand the silly word itself simply means a violation of what "most people think" is "right." If "most people" think shitting in the bathtub and rolling in their turds is a good thing... then it's a good thing. Therefore, Pig-Boy would see no problem whatsoever until "God outed" him... because "god" was "frustrated."

We on the "left" have a major problem dismissing a whole classification of people as "evil" because it simply isn't accurate... totally accurate... which hardly anything ever is. The idea of "god" being "frustrated" is a useful peek into the crack-brained cosmetology of the people we are dealing with. HOW can an "omnipotent" thing be "frustrated?" But that's probably giving pig-boy a lot more credit than he actually deserves... as if he wrestled with such an angel once his wick was wet.

There is a great hunger for "absolutes" " unconditional reality" which is simply beyond most of our time-space locked brain-blobs to wrap around. This is an "innate" fact to most on "the left," and scary beyond comprehension to most on "the right." Because most of any kind of "debate" has been reduced to childish cartoons... the question of "good" will be settled (again) by force.

All of this booyah still gives me no speculation whatsoever into the mind of the strawberry sweetie from Syracuse. Perhaps some of the feminists here can give me some kind of clue.
Comment by hannah j on May 25, 2010 at 11:12pm
you guys keep talking i am just lurking here. we're in a funk here. just lost another good friend, 55 in austin, tx, and one incredible guy. so, thanks for giving me something to read.


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