We need a thread for funny stuff.

[littleoldme]

This cracked me up


The Darwin Awards


Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of
water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to
retrieve his car keys.


Seventh Place

A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who 'totally zoned when he
ran,' accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.



Sixth Place

While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection
from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom! When
it t collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach
used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach
him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to
free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.


Fifth Place

Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a
bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long
flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed
into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.
Fourth Place
Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends
who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his
mouth and pull the trigger.


Third Place

After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front
door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the
store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was
standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber
announced a hold-up! and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.
The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers
also drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the
scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended
cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot
wounds. Ballistics identified rou nds from 7 different weapons. No one
else was hurt.


HONOURABLE MENTION


Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at
2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window
to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice the window
was closed.


RUNNER UP


Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them
said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in
the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least
10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival
at the midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had brought a
bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and
pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable, lay near by.
They secured
one end around Bingham's leg and then tied the other ! ;to the bridge.
His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot
off at the ankle.. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water
and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never
located.


AND THE WINNER IS...

Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated
elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries,
figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief.
Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the
ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.
The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr.
Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the
elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him.
It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... 'Shit
happens'


IT ALWAYS SEEMS IMPORTANT TO THANK THESE PEOPLE FOR REMOVING THEMSELVES
FROM THE GENE POOL

[pan]

[hannah j]

it's my website and i'll cry if i want to

my husband saw this

[pan]

He really used the term "mass purge"!  Does Dietrich really see himself as the internet Stalin?  Oh...and give me your money for this wonderful site.

I guess we could invite the "unruly" over here....  But then, I can't comment over there because he saw me "lobbing spitwads at the back of [his] head" at the the first RBC....and it really bugged him that I was hanging with Waldopaper.

[pan]

[hannah j]

There are currently 6 users and 74 guests online.

Online users

• enough
• Jeff Tiedrich
• HomerRamone
• JMadison
• HowardBrazee
• trollhjem

hahahahaha

you guys remember when there were dozens online there at once!  and he's purging?

[BO]

At the same time...Tiedrich is sending out appologies to people he may have forgotton to thank for previous contributions while initializing his 'mass purge' -- which doesn't sound a whole lot different from 'The Final Solution.' Pretty sure Herr Tiedrich is a closet AIPAC'r. I'm sure as long as Obama does what his Zionist masters tell him to do, he's OK in Tiedrich's mind. Bottom line: don't continualy point out Obama's failures or you'll get gassed.

[pan]

Ah yes....at v.1 the Board Nanny explained that my posts were censored because "Zionism is a code word for Jew used by antisemites"

And, my ultimate offense at v.2 which led directly to my purging was starting a thread about Israel which Tiedrich said was just reposting the same old stuff that "you people" always do.  I guess, in a way, he was correct - the Zionists' pattern of behavior his pretty repetitive and, after awhile, it does seem like the same old stuff.

[pan]

Boy Howdy!  When I wrote about him begging to pay him for his "full time job" I hadn't seen this

Damn! (why am I using so many exclamation points!!!!) nothing quite like kicking off a fund-raising drive like mass purges!

[pan]

I forgot what a complete douchebag that guy is.

 His site today has a banner with his fund raiser.  An article explaining his decision to start the fund raiser early, an article apologizing for not thanking those who were suckered into paying him in the summer to allow him to be a professional douchebag, an article gloating about being a douchebag who purged his first victim of the season and an article proclaiming that he was going to start acting on his douchebag tendencies.

[BO]

Yep. Those three articles were an eye-opener. Proof that the dude has some serious psychological issues. 

I used to flip the guy a few bucks during his drives, but not anymore. 

[pan]

And here is the follow-through on his efforts at censoring discussion.

On a thread following an article about the Gnostic Gospel and a couple folks commented that SC seemed an odd place for the article to be sited.  Smirking Douche comments:

All you good people telling Mark he shouldn't be posting his stuff here, um, that really isn't for you to decide is it?

Put a sock in that kind of talk, maybe?

He really thinks he is important.....

[waldopaper]

I stopped giving a shit about Queen Teedie a long time ago... and all the "gatekeeper" sites like KlownKarr who think there is still a "government" and that whatever-it-is has anything to with the peasants other than reducing their population. 

The duplicity of wahhh-wahhh-gimme-munny... followed by woof-woof-me-boss-own-site... really got old.  what was once some good editing is now wasted time... you can get most of this material faster on the original sites... and if you have anything to say... it's easier to put up yer own dam blog... or stop by RBC... started (in part) cos Teedie couldn't handle the truth. 

our ol pal click nailed it: 

The greatest asshole commenter on this site,

the fool whose asinine purges destroyed the viable community that was Chimp 1.0 and turned it into the cyber ghost town we see today, the cranky, sarcastic motherfucker, childish and petty, the John McCain of website operators–that would be Jeff Tiedrich.

Fucking moron.

Just let your fucking site go dark, Teedie... skip the bullshit rationalization and get a coupla more part-time "jobs."  hm- maybe the check from the DLC bounced...  who knows... who cares.  Bout once a year I am tempted to log once and post exactly the message click did... but he said it better. 

Stick a fork in it Teedie.  It's done.